Republican secessionists in Washington State

The Washington state Senator Bob Morton (R) and nine other senators have taken action to secede the eastern half of the state from the western half creating the 51st state. An idealogical wall between the Eastern half of the Cascade mountains and the Western half was built after the contested state governors race.

Contested vote recounts, court cases, and feuding have given the governorship to the Democratic candidate, Christine Gregoire. A new court case launched by the Republicans attests that felons with no legal right to vote have voted (Democrat coincidently) making their ballots void.

The feud is over much more then the governorship. The predominantly Republican Eastern half argues that the Western half bleeds the Eastern half economically. The moral mix of the Western half, gay friendly, liberal, diverse is seen to be immoral by the conservative Eastern half.

Recent Addition to the Republican Agenda:

• If you cant stand your neighbors then separation from them is the best answer.
• Lie your way to power.
• Pit one neighbor against another.
• Distract the voter with issues you know they'll vote on but accomplish nothing beneficial while you pursue the secret agenda.
• Convince yourself that your destructive idea is a constructive idea.